Excuse me for the lame title. But look at what I found through the stargazing widget thingermajigger!

In other random and disconnected facts of fandom, here's one I found while surfing delicious.
What are people doing researching Tom Felton's ancestral time line I'd like to know. I am very amused. Eh, I should pay these people to dig up my time line. Goodness knows what they'll find.
Also, people who love
with every inch of their life need to vote for them here right now because colourlovers is brilliant and all that. :)Lastly for anyone that cares, after ages and ages and pining and re-reading, Chapter 6 of Maya's Drop Dead Gorgeous is out! *dances happy fandom dance*
This place needs a little December pimping I think? Yes.
Protect the children my arse. If there's anything children need protecting from, its each other.
I also bought daddy this
because apparently he hasn't watched it, and how blasphemous is that? I also spent at least five minutes staring at the salesboy when he told me 'World's End' is not out yet. 'Like hell its not' I wanted to say, but didn't, because I have a certain moral standard to live up to. Instead I calmly walked away and bought this instead because there was an offer of two DVDs for twenty. (I know right? Good god.)
I don't know why, but this was screaming 'lolicon!!!' all over it. Yes with the exclaimation marks. I felt like a dirty old pervert watching this I really did. The 'legendary myth' background story was spooky enough, yes (I mean wtf people, her name was Story); but why throw in the typical otaku element of 'ugly social outcast gets sweet young thing' into it as well hmm? All the gratitious 'Guy trying not to get boner' moments were just seriously 'omfgNO'. On the other hand, the whole 'Lady in Water' thing reminds me of an Akame fic I read oh so long ago...
Yahoo weather says its 23 degrees here now. Thats like, 3 degrees away from 20 degrees and only 4 degrees from 19. Thats fucking insane. I went out of my room to test and bloody hell, its a fucking windstorm out there XD Yahoo wasn't lying folks. GOD I love the rain.
Sieve through the archives my pets. Its basically a collection of quotes posted by evesdroppers innocent passerbys in NY. The quote about the muppets had me spurting milk through my nose. Quite literally.
Here's one someone heard on the train.
"Bimbette: She was being such a bitch, and I was like, 'You catch more flies with honey than you do with a fly swatter, y'know.'
Boyfriend: Don't talk. Seriously. Just stand there and look hot, okay?"
Trains should have a corner for bimbos. Oh, and a silencing charm over the area.
HAHA, now this one I like.
Sixth grade boy reading list of movies to himself: Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Men in tights... Men in tights... I don't know what the movie is about, but I like the title.
--Middle school, Park Slope
OMFG THIS ONE THIS ONE.
Teen: So, this one time I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving all the Bibles to the 'Fiction' section...
--74th & Columbus
BRILLIANT. AHHAHAHA.
Talking about LJ Boldthrough2007,
Boyfriend: So you went home, drank two Smirnoff Ices, watched Harry Potter one and a half times, and masturbated twice?
Girlfriend: Yep.--City Hall Park
Oh god this must be like the 19382438057th time I've edited this post. SOMEBODY STOP ME.
...Make that the 19382438058th.
Rectangle generators!! Or generator rather, seeing as how this is the only one I know of.
I have no idea how I managed to work my way around the swedish but I did and got a bar of love. (Oh yes, even you my suicidal duck)
I cannot lie, the bar was supposed to be longer. I had to painfully cut it down. Oh it was terrible, oh so terrible.
THIS WAS A PRODUCTIVE INVESTMENT OF TIME I TELL YOU. IT WAS!
Your lack of response is highly inconveniencing my fandom lifestyle.
Bloody hell, I'm not even that big a chan fan! Anyway, unless they have a real-live and legally aged Harry for reference, who's to say the Harrys that fanartists draw aren't legal? Unless stated of course. I only use LJ for fandom purposes but now its all so scattered I'm quite lost. The lack of confirmation from them is also barring me from my daily fandom feeds aka pornish_pixies! (which is the main reason for this rant) I mean, everything is in pornish pixies! Everything! Locked! Joining confirmations pushed to after LJ responds! And all I can do is sit here and sputter in protest whenever a link leads to a LJ post error. This is not NORMAL I tell you! What, so now I have to save everything I read? And have my Mac die a quicker and painful death via data overload? I THINK NOT!?
Personally I think its ridiculous to be focusing on clamping down something as minor as paedophilia. Not that it isn't an issue or anything, but if LJs going to start 'cleansing' why the hell not start with the potential drug abusers? Since its a problem in today's society thats more...I don't know, GENERALIZED?
Also half the number of fanartists barely just reached the age of twenty themselves. How many twenty year old FEMALE paedophiles get caught a year I ask you. (Not that I want to stereotype - this is stats im talking about. Stats.) Not counting the cases of teacher/student releationships. THAT is another thing I will wax about...another day.
You see, the thing about fiction is that not all of it is fun, laughter, bright sunshine and happy flowers. Some people like variety in the things they read. Things that made you think, or weep or get highly disturbed over.
If you like, people read these things to feel normal as compared to the characters they're reading about. I mean fucking hell, I've seen this phrase being repeated everywhere but there's no simpler way to put it - please differenciate between fact and fiction.
Have I mentioned I'm not even that big a chan fan? Oh god, why am I being affected.
Excuse me SixApart/LJ, please confirm and state your conditions clearly so I can get back to life. Because I hardly think moving out is a valid option is it? The wonderful people over at "TheHoliestOfAllHolyPlaces" will just chase everyone where ever it is they migrated off to. I mean, they did state 'hunting monsters on the web' didn't they?
*whips out guitar and croons* Leave me alone i'm a twentysomething~~
"Overhead, a snowfall of tiny seeds borne on their parachutes of feathery silk. Let me brush away the grain that has fallen onto your cheek. See how its strands disintegrate at my touch? Think of it. In its own ancient way, a tree has just made love to your face. Your face and my fingertips. Look again and know this snowfall for what it is. The flirtation of trees. A moan of desire from dumb creatures whose only manifesto is: flourish. It's all around us, this wild orgy of blossom and seed pod. The air itself is thick with lust."
O-O

*rolls over and dies a little* I love the Crabbe blob.
Believe it or not, everytime the phrase 'Malfoy's wand' pops up while I was reading DH, I think of a similar scenario with Harry nosebleeding along with mini explosions.
All in effort to retain sanity I say. Sigh.
DIDN'T DRAW IT! LILLITHIUM DID, AND THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM HERE! All of it is H/D centric though. With DH spoilers of course.
I've been shamelessly stalking deviantart. Can you tell?

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